Lunch time

This is what lunch sounded like today in our house. (Backstory: Jake was up at 530am, but since the time changed today, it was really 430am.)

It's 1130 and I'm making Jake some lunch. My mom puts him in the high chair.
Mom: "He's getting sleepy Katie!"
Katie: "Here, give him a cheese string while I finish his lunch."
Mom: "I'm losing him! He's falling asleep!"
Katie: "Don't let him sleep! Keep him awake!!!"
Mom: "It's a lost cause!"
Katie: "Take him out of the high chair!!"
Mom: "Get the bottle!!!"
Katie: "It's heating up, don't let him sleep!!"

(I got Jake his bottle and he's drinks about half)
Katie: "Okay Jake, get your bear and we'll go dodo.
Jake: (In his mind) "Are you freaking kidding me lady. I'm exhausted. You get my bear!"

Jake had a nice long three hour nap.